The Essenson Academies




Located deep in the boondocks of Indiana, the Essenson campus was founded by James Essenson, a computer multi-millionaire who pulled out before the tech-bubble burst.  He founded twin academies, one for Engineering and one for the Arts.  Being a private school, it allows the administration of the academies to accept students from wherever they please, though the majority of those who apply are from within the United States.

Essenson designed his school so that each class would meet once per week in three and a half hour spans.  That way, a student would only have two classes a day, one in the morning and one in the afternoon.  With a typical load of six classes four days a week, this opens up two classtimes for day time studying.  On Fridays, students attend a day-long project session where they learn how to apply their learned skills in structured settings.  For the Engineering Academy, projects include aerodynamics, propulsion, robotics, and so forth.  For the Arts Academy, projects include intensive literary study, theatrical performance, writing sessions, and so forth.  One can see that by the weekend, students are very much ready for a break from their work.

Of course, not everything at the Essenson Academies are based around knowledge.  Essenson was sure to build a state-of-the-art physical facility to build the students' bodies as well as their minds.  While many students take advantage of the facilities, many choose only to do the minimum twenty physical education sessions that are required.

Rules are notoriously vicious at the Essenson Academies.  Despite rumors, though, Essenson believed that his rules were fair and easily followed.  For example, students are only allowed their cars on weekends, unless a parental arrangement is made.  While most students live without their cars for five days quite easily, some have terrible problems with the rule.  Another rule, the campus-wide 11:00 lights out is sometimes followed, but the clever students often find ways to stay up despite the rule.

Life at the Essenson campus has been far from normal since its beginning.  Gathering a large group of intelligent teenagers, depriving them of sleep, and generally working them for all their worth has a tendency for insanity.  A "freak out" is a common experience whenever a student's brain finally snaps.  To add to the strangeness, an oppressive administration does its best to keep the kids from having too much free time in which idle hands can find terrible things to do.  The teachers, all insane in their own rights, also add their parts.  The final addition is the side-by-side setting of a left-brain dominated school and a right-brained one.  Needless to say, things are usually fairly interesting at both the EAE and the EAA.

Excerpts from the Essenson Yearbook

 

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